EPISODE 68: SAORISE IS SPELT “SNL” & OLD NED’S WIFE WIGGY

Play

Hello everybody! On this weeks episode of The Sunday Sermon (Ireland’s Greatest Podcast) Fr. Quigg (me) waxes lyrical about the Brexit Border problem and discusses Saorise Ronan’s recent turn on SNL. There’s an appearance by the church caretaker Old Ned who asks Quigg for help wh…

Read more EPISODE 68: SAORISE IS SPELT “SNL” & OLD NED’S WIFE WIGGY

EPISODE 67: FILM PALZ REVIEW OF THE FILM YEAR WITH LIAM NUGENT

Play

Film Palz returns with your comprehensive end of the year round up of everything from the world of movies in 2017. Quigg gives some PR advice for Sylvester Stallone and Liam discusses his new panto! If you enjoyed this weeks Sunday Sermon please donate to our friend https://www.g…

Read more EPISODE 67: FILM PALZ REVIEW OF THE FILM YEAR WITH LIAM NUGENT

EPISODE 66: IT’S NOT ILLEGAL IF IT’S MESSING

Play

Hello everybody. This week Fr. Quigg makes a case for the comedian Al Porter who is under fire this weekend just because loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of people accused him of sexual harassment.

EPISODE 65: QUIGG HAS TO SELL HIS ARC! TED TALK ABOUT THE FILM “TED”! RONAN MULLEN HALLOWE’EN SONG!

Play

Hello all! Quigg back here again after an end-of-the-world false alarm that saw me build the world’s biggest arc. I had some Holy Joes from Croke Patrick help me drag it up to the top Fitzcaraldo style but we had a falling out when they asked to be housed on the arc from the incl…

Read more EPISODE 65: QUIGG HAS TO SELL HIS ARC! TED TALK ABOUT THE FILM “TED”! RONAN MULLEN HALLOWE’EN SONG!

EPISODE 64: EMERGENCY HURRICANE BROADCAST! MIKE LOWRY ATTENDS FIANNA FAIL ARD FHEIS DRESSED AS PIKACHU!

Play

Attention all, this is an emergency announcement! Quigg Manor and Quigg Superchurch are both CLOSED due to NECESSARY PAINTING so find shelter from the hurricane elsewhere. Listen for more information on life saving measures you can take to defend yourself against dying. Also, I d…

Read more EPISODE 64: EMERGENCY HURRICANE BROADCAST! MIKE LOWRY ATTENDS FIANNA FAIL ARD FHEIS DRESSED AS PIKACHU!

EPISODE 63: QUIGG FAMILY REUNION HARVEY WEINSTEIN & CHRIS MARTIN

Play

On this week’s Sunday Sermon I’m high as a kite after a lovely weekend spent with the other Quigg’s in Connemara. I’m surprised by Harvey Weinstein’s carry on. I’m sad about Tom Petty being dead mostly because it’ll mean Chris Martin will do one of his insufferable “tributes”.

EPISODE 62: THE SUNDAY SERMON LIVE AT THE DUBLIN PODCAST FESTIVAL

Play
THE SUNDAY SERMON LIVE was performed in THE WORKMAN’S, DUBLIN on SEPTEMBER 24th at 1.15 PM as part of the DUBLIN PODCAST FESTIVAL. Fr. Quigg (Giles Brody) and Liam Nugent (Peter McGan…

Read more EPISODE 62: THE SUNDAY SERMON LIVE AT THE DUBLIN PODCAST FESTIVAL

EPISODE 61 – UP FOR THE MATCH & THE RTE SECRET PRODUCER

Play

This week’s Sunday Sermon is sponsored by THE SUNDAY SERMON LIVE as part of the Dublin Podcast Festival. THE SUNDAY SERMON LIVE is coming to WORKMAN’S, DUBLIN next week (Sunday, 24th of September) with special guest Liam Nugent. Big thanks to Conor O’Toole for the poster. On this…

Read more EPISODE 61 – UP FOR THE MATCH & THE RTE SECRET PRODUCER

EPISODE 60 – GEORGE HOOK GATE

Play

On this weeks podcast I discuss the accusations leveled at my dear friend George and play snippets from a variety of his introductions from the IFI where he frequently presents films. I also discuss – Galway’s victory. Wayne Rooney’s drink driving philandering. The brilliant writ…

Read more EPISODE 60 – GEORGE HOOK GATE

EPISODE 59: CONOR McGREGOR’S NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS, SUBMARINING & QUIGG LOSES MONEY

Play

Quigg here with commentary on the after-math of the big fight. I also discuss what the fight says about Ireland and a new craze called “Submariing” that parents should be aware of where their kids cut off their limbs & head and then have it blamed on a poor old millionaire. T…

Read more EPISODE 59: CONOR McGREGOR’S NEW LINE OF PRODUCTS, SUBMARINING & QUIGG LOSES MONEY

FILM PALZ: FR QUIGG MEETS GERIATRIC HOLLYWOOD LEGEND JACKIE OAKLEY (PETER MCGANN)

Play

Fr. Quigg sits down with Hollywood legend Jackie Oakley. The star of Dorchester’s Wingman was recently honoured in his home county of Trim in recognition of his 250+ film credits. Jackie bemoans the current crop of new cinema and pines for the days of the Hayes code.   THE S…

Read more FILM PALZ: FR QUIGG MEETS GERIATRIC HOLLYWOOD LEGEND JACKIE OAKLEY (PETER MCGANN)

EPISODE 58: QUIGG CHATS TO HIS JAILBIRD GODSON MARTIN SHKRELI & CONTROVERSIALLY SAYS “NO” TO CHARLOTESVILLE NAZI’S

Play

Hello everybody. It’s the Quiggster here. While North America teeters on the brink of collapse and nuclear war to send mankind to the skip of history, I’ve been busy crafting another fantastic sermon for you all to enjoy. This week I delve into the weird world of twatzi’s (Twatty…

Read more EPISODE 58: QUIGG CHATS TO HIS JAILBIRD GODSON MARTIN SHKRELI & CONTROVERSIALLY SAYS “NO” TO CHARLOTESVILLE NAZI’S

FILM PALZ : “GOING IN STYLE” WITH LIAM NUGENT

Play

Film Palz is back by popular demand and this week myself and my young friend Liam Nugent have a heck of a crowd-pleaser to chew over, Zach “Scrubs” Braff’s “Going In Style” starring a load of Michaels. We also touch upon Liam’s upcoming court case and his attempts to woo Collette…

Read more FILM PALZ : “GOING IN STYLE” WITH LIAM NUGENT

QUIGG AND OLD NED INSPECT THE GROUNDS featuring COLIN CHADWICK

Play

Father Quigg joins the church caretaker Old Ned as he undertakes his annual inspection of the grounds. Delight in the conversation between these old friends as they debate the merits of a pool/duck pond on the church roof, getting the recently disbanded Men’s Shed back together i…

Read more QUIGG AND OLD NED INSPECT THE GROUNDS featuring COLIN CHADWICK

EPISODE 57: QUIGG GOES TO COMICCON AND DISCUSSES USING THE MORNING AFTER PILL FOR 50 + YEARS

Play

Hello everybody. I’m just back from San Diego where I’m sorry to announce I will not be playing Batman. No, Affleck reneged last minute and Warner Bros. decided to shirk on their promise. I discuss my long history with the character dating back to my friendship with Bob Kane and …

Read more EPISODE 57: QUIGG GOES TO COMICCON AND DISCUSSES USING THE MORNING AFTER PILL FOR 50 + YEARS

EPISODE 56: McGREGOR AS DOCTOR WHO, CHASING PM TRUDEAU THROUGH PHOENIX PARK & DONALD JR IS AN INNOCENT MAN

Play

Hello everybody. Hope you’re having a nice week and enjoying the good weather. I’m up to my eyes in “church stuff” so haven’t had much time to soak up the sun so I hope you’ll remember me when you’re off enjoying your outdoor pursuits. Within reason. I don’t want to be popping in…

Read more EPISODE 56: McGREGOR AS DOCTOR WHO, CHASING PM TRUDEAU THROUGH PHOENIX PARK & DONALD JR IS AN INNOCENT MAN

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST 55: THE REVOLUTIONARY MARCH FOR NO CHOICE, BABY DRIVER REVIEW AND THE HEART WARMING STORY OF A MAN WHO SHOT HIS BEST FRIEND IN THE FACE

Play

Hello everybody. Hope your Sunday’s going well. Mine’s been spent trying to get this podcast up amid a wave of gremlins. Fingers crossed this time it works so I can finish off watching that bootleg of King Arthur one of the TY’s got from his dodgy neighbour. On this weeks podcast…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST 55: THE REVOLUTIONARY MARCH FOR NO CHOICE, BABY DRIVER REVIEW AND THE HEART WARMING STORY OF A MAN WHO SHOT HIS BEST FRIEND IN THE FACE

The Sunday Sermon Podcast : 76 year-old Bob Dylan calls looking for help in the Leaving Cert

Play
Bob Dylan is doing the Leaving Cert and is in need of help. Luckily Dundalk FM’s Danny O’Hanlon is on hand to help the Nobel prize winner out.

SUNDAY SERMON presents FILM PALZ featuring MOVIE STAR GLEESONS!

Play

Hello gang. Quigg here with another MP3 of the best stuff you’ve ever heard in your Goddammned life! Film Palz returns with an exclusive interview with Glarry Gleeson, Brendan Gleeson’s tiny son and stunt double. Co-host Liam Nugent returns for a moment before being shooed away a…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON presents FILM PALZ featuring MOVIE STAR GLEESONS!

SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS FILM PALZ – “JOHN WICK 2” – WITH MSGR. O’DONNELLY & JACK REYNOR

Play
Whatsuphomeslice? It’s the Quiggster here with a special episode of Film Palz. Liam Nugent is on assignment at present, doing the Lord’s work in a jungle dealing with some pesky hipp…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS FILM PALZ – “JOHN WICK 2” – WITH MSGR. O’DONNELLY & JACK REYNOR

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 52: QUIGG ADMITS HE WAS THE ONE WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT STEPHEN FRY TO THE POLICE

Play

Ain’t I a stinker? But before you criticise the Quiggster, listen to my side of the story. It involves a joyride through Ennis and a bloody misunderstanding. I also report back from my holiday in Amsterdam. My medication has currently robbed me of my sense of smell so I wasn’t ab…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 52: QUIGG ADMITS HE WAS THE ONE WHO COMPLAINED ABOUT STEPHEN FRY TO THE POLICE

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 51: QUIGG WARNED JA RULE ABOUT THE FYRE FESTIVAL DISASTER

Play

Hello everybody. The sermon is up a day earlier this week because the Quiggster is off on his holidays tomorrow. The church will be closed until I’m back and I’ve a load of tough lads with dogs watching my house so don’t even think about going near it. On the sermon this week I d…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 51: QUIGG WARNED JA RULE ABOUT THE FYRE FESTIVAL DISASTER

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 50: THE SEARCH FOR THE GOLD OF W.B. YEATS

Play

Hello everyone, hope you’re all well. On this weeks podcast I discuss: my rivalry with actor Colm Meaney and our race to be the first to find the buried gold of W.B. Yeats. celebrating “National Chill Out Day” on April 20th with the Transition Year students. Masters of disguise s…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 50: THE SEARCH FOR THE GOLD OF W.B. YEATS

THE SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS… Happy Mc O’Lucky & the White House St. Paddy’s Day Celebrations

Play

“Oh, My Faded Jeans” is a radio show from comedian Danny O’Hanlon on Dundalk FM. Every show Danny usually receives a call from a local oddball (Giles Brody). This weeks call comes from promoter Nicky Fallon who wants to enlist Danny in the White House St. Patrick’s Day celebratio…

Read more THE SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS… Happy Mc O’Lucky & the White House St. Paddy’s Day Celebrations

SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS FILM PALZ WITH LIAM NUGENT: “WAR ON EVERYONE”

Play

Hello everyone. On this installment of Film Palz, park your political correct horse at the racist hitching post as myself and comedian Liam Nugent tackle Michael Patrick Peter Paul McDonagh’s irreverent masterpiece “War On Everyone”. During the podcast Liam and I discuss: – P.C. …

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PRESENTS FILM PALZ WITH LIAM NUGENT: “WAR ON EVERYONE”

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 48: QUIGG PLAYS ED SHEERAN’S ORIGINAL GALWAY GIRL DEMO & DISCUSSES THE TUAM BABIES SCANDAL

Play

Hello everybody. Quigg’s back again with your weekly dose of the truth. My young friend Ed Sheeran’s latest track “Galway Girl” has been savaged by some critics so I’m here to set the record straight with how bad it almost was. As regular listeners may know I’m connected out the …

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 48: QUIGG PLAYS ED SHEERAN’S ORIGINAL GALWAY GIRL DEMO & DISCUSSES THE TUAM BABIES SCANDAL

FILM PALZ EPISODE 5: THE 2017 OSCARS DISSECTED

Play

Hello everybody. Quigg here and I’m back with a belter of an episode of Film Palz with my good friend Liam Nugent. Liam is the breakout comedy star of the community center and has gigged extensively in upwards of two city-based metropolitan venues. On this episode of Film Palz we…

Read more FILM PALZ EPISODE 5: THE 2017 OSCARS DISSECTED

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 47: QUIGG QUITS THE WHITE HOUSE TO FOCUS ON HIS 3 NEGLECTED PARISHES & MAKES CONTACT WITH ROLLO THE AWOL SCHOOL TURTLE

Play

Hello everybody. Quigg here, going to keep it brief here because the wi-fi in Charlie Haughey’s crypt is spotty (here for a work thing). On this weeks podcast I rap (talk) about – stepping down from the White House – Steve Bannon: seat sniffer – The Assassination of Kim Jung Un’s…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 47: QUIGG QUITS THE WHITE HOUSE TO FOCUS ON HIS 3 NEGLECTED PARISHES & MAKES CONTACT WITH ROLLO THE AWOL SCHOOL TURTLE

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 46: QUIGG REMEMBERS THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE & BANNON HIRES AN EGG

Play

Hello everybody. You look G-R-E-A-T. Fair play. On this weeks podcast I discuss : – the tragic Bowling Green Massacre. – competing against an egg for a job in Bannon’s cabinet. – Trump versus Kristen Stewart.

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 45: STEVE BANNON SPONSORS THE PODCAST! SPACE ARK! ROLLO, THE SCHOOL TORTOISE, HAS ESCAPED!

Play

Hello everybody! I hope you had a good week and weren’t bothereing your pretty little head about the “news” coming Stateside. I’ve been to-ing and fro-ing between Ireland and Washington D.C. (first class, of course) to help the ladeens in the White House hit the ground running. O…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 45: STEVE BANNON SPONSORS THE PODCAST! SPACE ARK! ROLLO, THE SCHOOL TORTOISE, HAS ESCAPED!

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 44: THE INAUGURATION, SPENCER GETS A SLAP & THE WOMEN COME AFTER THE MONTH OF MARCH

Play

Hello everybody. It’s been a busy week for your old buddy the Quiggster (me, Father Quigg). It’s been a lot of work but I’ve pulled off the inauguration concert to huge acclaim. I discuss Jon Voight, My Fair Lady-ing a musclehead Trump suppoerer and pick apart the Women’s March. …

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 44: THE INAUGURATION, SPENCER GETS A SLAP & THE WOMEN COME AFTER THE MONTH OF MARCH

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 43: FINDING A MUSICAL ACT FOR THE INAUGURATION, UNDERSERVING KICKSTARTERS & THE LIBERAL WINS THE DAY!

Play

Happy New Year everybody! Welcome back to the podcast. Let us all make a special effort to make sure that 2017 is the year of sharing, specifically this podcast and more directly, this podcast with your friends. Sure, it’s not always perfect, but that can be something to bond ove…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 43: FINDING A MUSICAL ACT FOR THE INAUGURATION, UNDERSERVING KICKSTARTERS & THE LIBERAL WINS THE DAY!

Those darn ‘puter games!

‘member those ‘puter games like this one from phones at school?

 

Lol.

Question. Is this the craic you do be getting up ta in now times ya big fucking spa ya?

 

Anyway, they’ve made a new ‘puter game.

 

Don’t believe us?

Well then FUCK YOU, buddy.

via GIPHY

It’s called Battlebots and you’d want to get hip to it, and fast daddy-o.


(That’s you, ya cunt ya!)

So buy Battlebots today and video game the day away with the Battlebots!

SPONSORED BY BATTLEFIELD EARTH L RON HUBBARD RIP

Sunday Sermon Episode 42: Fr Quigg’s Christmas Wish

Play

Happy Christmas everybody, hope you’re all well. On this Christmas edition of the Sunday Sermon, Ireland’s best podcast, I discuss: – the perennial Macaulay Culkin Christmas classic “Party Monster”. – Doctors versus Priests. – the similarities between my brother Judas’s situation…

Read more Sunday Sermon Episode 42: Fr Quigg’s Christmas Wish

Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 41: Did Mick and I inspire Home Alone? Dr. Heimlech is dead. The Vaitcan Christmas Party/Pope Francis’s 80th birthday party.

Play

Hello everybody. It’s been all go this week and I’m happy to be back in my own massive house after several days of partying in my somebody else’s massive house (the Pope’s massive house (the Vatican) ). This week I discuss the passing of Dr. Heimlech, the president of the Philipi…

Read more Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 41: Did Mick and I inspire Home Alone? Dr. Heimlech is dead. The Vaitcan Christmas Party/Pope Francis’s 80th birthday party.

Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 40: Trump’s golden plane, bothering Patti Smith and eating 1916 jelly-babies

Play

Hello all. This week I bothered Patti Smith the minute before she went on stage to collect Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize for literature, myself and Mick Lowry work out the aeronautical practicalities of building Herr Trump’s Air Force Ein out of solid gold. I also talk about my upcomin…

Read more Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 40: Trump’s golden plane, bothering Patti Smith and eating 1916 jelly-babies

SUNDAY SERMON EPISODE 39: the Irish delegation to Castro’s funeral, my godson Martin Shkreli vs Australia, Enda vs Inner City Dublin and what Heaven is like

Play

Hello everybody. I hope you are well and flushed with the glow of God’s love. On this week’s podcast I head over to Cuba along with Luke Ming TD and the Frostbit kid as part of the Irish delegation of mourners for Castro’s funeral. I discuss a haunted car creating havoc in the to…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON EPISODE 39: the Irish delegation to Castro’s funeral, my godson Martin Shkreli vs Australia, Enda vs Inner City Dublin and what Heaven is like

SUNDAY SERMON EPISODE 38: CASTRO, PENCE & STUART LITTLE 2

Play

Hello everybody. On this week’s podcast I’m back from Trump Tower and things are getting weird … Enda chats to Pence … I remin This week we’re sponsored by Ladbrokes and Paddy Powers. Have money that you never want to see again? Give it to those organisations!

Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 37: Uncle Trump’s New Cabinet

Play

Trump won the presidency and I won a few C notes from Ladbrokes. As betting shops go, I admire their honesty. If I was in the business of making lads broke I’d call it Ladbrokes too.

Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 35: Quigg goes to a Hallowe’en party, Istanbul mourns its famous cat, the Pope attacks James Corden

Play

Hello everybody, hope you had a good week. I’m holed in here in Quigg manor scaring myself stupid with a horror marathon on Sky Movies and loving every second of it. Have you ever seen Kill List? It’s great craic altogether. Here’s the podcast. Kill List’s starting again in two m…

Read more Sunday Sermon Podcast Episode 35: Quigg goes to a Hallowe’en party, Istanbul mourns its famous cat, the Pope attacks James Corden

Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 34: Murder at Tayto Park, my accidental breakfast with a madman & the re-release of Space Jam

Play

Hello everybody. Quigg here. Oh boy. Have I had a day of it and make no mistake. I foolishly went to have a breakfast in Dublin city recently and forgot that we had ceded control of the capital to the disturbed. I tell the full story on the podcast along with the scandalous news …

Read more Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 34: Murder at Tayto Park, my accidental breakfast with a madman & the re-release of Space Jam

Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 33: Prank calling Vincent Browne, Pope Airlines, Bob Dylan’s controversial Nobel Prize and the League of Bros!

Play

Hello everybody. I trust you had a weekend full of rest, reflection and relaxation. Mine, on the other hand, was off the chain. Myself, Mel Gibson, Sean Penn and MEP Sean Kelly had a wild night out on Friday. I can only hint at the details for legal issues but there were a few bl…

Read more Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 33: Prank calling Vincent Browne, Pope Airlines, Bob Dylan’s controversial Nobel Prize and the League of Bros!

Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 32: Rented Jeans, “Rude Trump” and the Liberal.ie

Play

Hello everybody. I trust you had a good week and that all your foes have not yet defeated you. This week I discuss some headbangers of note and rant against the tyranny of renting jeans. I make a case for Trump’s recent rudeness which I blame squarely on the bawdy nature of bus c…

Read more Sunday Semon Podcast, Episode 32: Rented Jeans, “Rude Trump” and the Liberal.ie

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST PRESENTS FILM PALZ EPISODE 3 with Fr. QUIGG & LIAM NUGENT

Play

Film Palz Episode 3 is here and I think it’s our best one yet. Sure, I haven’t listened back to it and I don’t really remember recording it but one thing’s for sure : the boys (me – Fr. Quigg – and my fellow host Local Entertainer Liam Nugent) are back in town and make no mistake…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST PRESENTS FILM PALZ EPISODE 3 with Fr. QUIGG & LIAM NUGENT

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 31: THE MARCH, CILLIAN MURPHY & MEL GIBSON

Play

Hello everybody. Quigg is in the house (the house of God) and I/he is here to give you your weekly dose of common sense. This week there’s talk of myself and Mick Lowry’s space tourism plans, I dis-invite Cillian Murphy from our Norweigan troll hunting expedition and my old pal M…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 31: THE MARCH, CILLIAN MURPHY & MEL GIBSON

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 31: FILM PALZ WITH LIAM NUGENT AND SPECIAL GUEST OLD NED THE CARETAKER

Hello everybody. Bit of a surprise for you this week and an announcement of sorts. The Sunday Sermon Podcast will resume regular business next episode but in the mean time here’s a bumper episode of myself and Local Entertainer Liam Nugent’s podcast “Film Palz” with a special gue…

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 31: FILM PALZ WITH LIAM NUGENT AND SPECIAL GUEST OLD NED THE CARETAKER

SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 30: SAINT MOTHER TERESA, APPLE & FILM PALZ EPISODE 2 WITH LIAM NUGENT

Play

Hello everybody. Hope you’re all well and rested. I’ve been getting very little sleep due to the loo-la’s in the hotel room next to meet partying until the wee small hours so today’s sermon is short. But there’s a treat in store for fans of last week’s Film Palz with Liam Nugent….

Read more SUNDAY SERMON PODCAST EPISODE 30: SAINT MOTHER TERESA, APPLE & FILM PALZ EPISODE 2 WITH LIAM NUGENT

Older posts
Newer posts